The Unnatural Woman
Wednesday 17 February 2016
A Love Letter To My Breasts
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When we started this love affair you left me exhausted, spent, ravished and ravaged. Oh you made me sweat and pant, blush and glow. I lon...
Thursday 21 January 2016
Dull Dull Motherhood
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Yesterday I was so terribly bored I ate four Cadburys cream eggs. FOUR. I love my life, I love my husband, I love my baby, I love ...
Tuesday 4 August 2015
Birth Story, Breast Gate & Baby Blues - THE WORST COMEDOWN OF MY LIFE
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Two bottles of wine, three Jamesons and a shot of sambuca later, you’re home in bed dreaming of going to the toilet. You’re bursting, so in...
Thursday 25 June 2015
D-Day is here. My baby is going to be born in THE NEXT FEW DAYS!!!!!
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38 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Length of a leek, about 6.5 pounds How I'm Feeling : Loving being busy, the company of hubby ...
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Friday 19 June 2015
3 Weeks To Go - Bushes and Joe Pesci
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37 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : A bunch of swiss chard How I Feel : Really really normal but with swollen bits. My neighbour, w...
Thursday 11 June 2015
5 Weeks To Go - Nipples & Nappies
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35 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Large honeydew melon (whatever that is) How I Feel : Manically calm…. Sitting naked in front ...
Wednesday 3 June 2015
6 Weeks To Go - Plumbing & Porn
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34 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Large Melon How I Feel : PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!! Dignity. Ah, you were lovely while you laste...
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